Read each question carefully and answer each to the best of your ability. This is the “make or break” survey and your future with our company depends upon your answers.

Please provide one answer for each of the following questions:


1. Coke or Pepsi?
        Pepsi
2. Fold or Crumple?
        Crumple
Explain your answer in 200 words or less:
Come on now... hot-dog way? hamburger wise? who needs it! besides, if you crumple it, it'll weigh more!


3. Soap or Lotion?
        Lotion
Explain your answer in 200 words or less:
Everyone knows what happens when you drop the soap... and it aint pretty... so I try to avoid the whole situation all together.


4. This or That?
        This (that is too far away...)
5. Q-tips or cotton swabs?
        cotton swabs (what does Q stand for anyways?)
6. These or Those?
        These (again, those are too far away...)
7. With or Without?
        With (you never know when you'll need it)
8. Either or Neither?
       ...why not both?
9. Lie or Lay?
        well, i'd say Lay, but that would be a Lie...


And finally…



10. Why?
        ...why not?




Reply, with your answers in red, in the spaces marked “A.”